Remember that time I went to M83 with your bf and we had to drive all the way to Pomona and he put my iPod on shuffle and “Making love mixtape” came on and it took me 5 minutes to realize it was sexy time sounds and an additional 10 minutes to grow the balls to acknowledge and skip it? I just did. High five.
Take me somewhere.– Tennis
Nothing good comes from staying up this late Pt....
3:27 AM: Can’t sleep. Still wearing the emperor’s clothes.
The mark of true confidence?
Being photographed without posing, making a face, or doing a hand motion. That being said, how the f do people do that? Someone, please tell me your secret.
Job offer in Korea?
LOL YA OKAY.
Phone calls with Kevin and Erika.
Kevin: I don't know which wires originally came with this router. Oh wait, I found the box and it has a picture of it. Never mind.
Me: Yay! Round of applause!
Kevin: You're clapping in a circle, aren't you?
You just keep up the perky work, k boobies?
In high school, one of my close guy friends and I were on the phone and we discussed what he found attractive, or more specifically, what type of boobs he was attracted to. He said he liked nice round breasts. Maybe between a full B to C cup. He said D was too big, and being with a girl with an A cup wouldn’t be as fun because you couldn’t get a good handful. Then he got super...
The only thing worse than wearing pants is...
Truer words have never been spoken.