March 2012
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I refreshed and there were no new posts.
It has been like 30 minutes. How dare you. How dare all of you.
Son I am disappoint etc.
It was a past life thing, it was a past life thing, it wasn’t anything at...
– Tanlines
Wait.
I don’t have cable.
FUCK YEAH I CAN STILL WRITE.
And now nobody takes me seriously as a writer.
Guess I have to be an artist.
R.S.V.P.
It doesn’t happen often, but sometimes I will think about flowery things. The most recent occurrence of this was when the thought of potentially getting married popped into my mind. I guess less, “popped into my mind,” and more “drilled in by parents who are Asian who still try to rehabilitate me into being a demure, materialistic, opinion-less porcelain doll.” But that is another post entirely...
Am I annoyed with Nike?
Or am I annoyed that my feet are actually pussies?
Edit: Took a shower and molecules of water and soap grazed my feet.
I hope Nike dies.
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Nooooo!
I forgot to write!!
!!
Let’s see if I can find something in the archives.
Nothing good comes from staying up this late Pt....
11:57 P.M. I will write something of substance tomorrow. Been feeling extra dum lately.
You guys are cordially invited to my hammock party.
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I don’t know why this was so hilarious to me this morning that I had to record it. Most of you probably don’t even know what you’re supposed to look at to judge as not funny. All of you agree with me now that this is not the least bit funny.
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I'm sick D:.
So I ate a burger and a Drumstick?
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Nothing good comes from staying up this late Pt....
11:56 PM: I refreshed tumblr and was disappointed to see that the first post was mine. Maybe I did that six or seven times, and maybe it was within the course of two minutes.