September 2011
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Sep 30th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 28th
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You think you know someone.
And then they tell you they haven’t seen the last Harry Potter or finished The Lion King or any of the Lord of the Rings. And then you offer to show them Tron Legacy but they say no because it’s 9 P.M. and they’re tired.
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
“These girls fall like dominoes!”
– The Big Pink
Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 26th
“Ride over the top.”
– Sébastien Tellier
Sep 25th
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Good looks are basically all it takes to get...
As much as I resist and hate to bend and accommodate this type of thinking, I continue to find it to be true.  The world is spinning on an axis, and that axis is sex. It was a lesson I learned in Korea because that’s where I started “adult life,” but surely it’s not exclusive to Asia.  Sex appeal is universal, and people will bend over backwards for you and bring cake,...
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Sep 20th
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Sep 16th
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Sep 13th
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La la la la laaa :D), MEMENTO MORI.
Mom: What are you doing?
Me: Well, I swam and read for a bit in the hammock.
Mom: Oh I see. Mmmmm how long did you swim?
Me: 30 minutes or so. Not very long.
Mom: I see..........................................................
Me: Did you call because you were bored?
Mom: Yes. And I wanted to make sure you were not dead, because, you know, you were swimming. You could have been dead.
Me: Yes.... Thanks mom.
Mom: I like my daughter. Enjoy your time!
Sep 13th
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Sep 12th
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Sep 12th
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Sep 10th
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Boyee is on a roll tah day!
Kevin: *Playing an imaginary trumpet with one hand*
Me: Asshole horn?
Kevin: Poo poo zela.
Sep 10th
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Dead Island.
Ryan: When you go to the beach, there are a bunch of buff ones. I call them Abercrombies.
Kevin: Aberzombies.
Sep 10th
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Sep 8th
Retrospective Seoulite...
I suppose it’s only natural to do some kind of retrospective post about working/living in Korea, but to be honest, I don’t want to.  I’ve written and rewritten small blurbs about it, but I can’t begin to hope to think to imagine dreaming of summing up an entire year in a post.  Plus, writing about it brings it back to life in my mind.  I’ve had plenty of good times and made a few crazy...
Sep 8th
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Sep 7th
Goddamn it.
Kevin: Erika! Your phone!
Me as I'm running: Why? What?
Kevin: Nothing is happening.
Sep 6th
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“When, the, stars align, we’ll be ready when the time is right.”
– Mike Simonetti feat. Sam Sparro
Sep 2nd
No mom, that's not what that means.
Mom: So the flu is going around again.
Me: Yeah I think I caught it. I don't think you have to worry though because it's not airborne.
Mom: Oh, I shouldn't ride planes then.
Sep 2nd