August 2011
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The feeling is mutual.
Me: Mom is hilarious. I have to tumblr this.
Kevin: You have a tumblr??
Me: YOU have a tumblr!?
Kevin: Yeah.
Me: I don't want you to see mine.
Kevin: Yeah, I don't want you to see mine either.
Time, size, same diff.
Kevin: Man, I hope they have Sperry's in size 10.
Mom: Yeah, size 10 was best. 10:30 was too big.
Nothing good comes from being up this late Pt....
2:45 AM: Oh hi jet lag! So glad you could make it in time to make me think it’s almost 7 PM.
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“It’s so sexy, to be living in America. It’s so sexy, baby,...”
– DOM
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“As big as your tiny mind, small as the universal.”
– Relation
Nothing good comes from being up this late Pt....
4:52 AM: I have to be somewhere by six and I’m watching Brink!
Soul skating weeeeew!
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“I know that you need help, but even I can’t save you from yourself.”
– Her Space Holiday
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You know what time is a really bad time to wish...
After spending a year in one of the most photogenic countries in the world.
I’ve never owned a nice camera or understood the people who spent literally thousands of dollars on them. I never understood the people who could carry that hulking thing around with them everywhere either. Having a purse hang on my shoulder is already a hassle. To carry a super heavy, expensive, and fragile...
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WatchIt really is the single greatest story being told out there today.
“La, dee dah, dee dah. La, dee dah, dee dah.”
– Carly Simon
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I should sleep more.
Renee: When I was three, my parents had my little brother and I was really upset that I wasn't their little princess anymore. Was it like that for you?
Me: No, not really. But there was the time when the family photographer came and wanted to take our picture, and I was like, "Ehhh," but then, Jake and Finn started running around and you know how Finn can do this thing, where he like, waves his arms and makes them all squiggly?
Renee: Who's Jake and Finn? I thought your brother's name was Kevin.
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When you go to bed at 4 AM and wake up at 7,...
Renee: Is it just me, or do Asian moms have a weird thing about using tampons?
Me: Yeah, I always wanted to use them but my mom had a weird thing about letting me use them before the magical age when suddenly it was okay. And then we went to college and all the cool rules didn't apply anymore, and then we didn't even care about the hyperventilating stoner cartoons.
Renee: I thought I knew what you were talking about, but now I have no idea.
“All the boys say they need me, but they don’t have what I need.”
– Le Matos feat. Coeur De Pirate
In the future, Florence and the Machine released...
Be excited.
WatchJeeyuhh.
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“I’ve never, never, had so much to gain, or had so much to lose, and if I...”
– SBTRKT
Nothing good comes from being up this late Pt....
4:34 AM: First of all, the baby in the apartment complex across from us has been crying since 7 AM the previous day.
Secondly, I smelled like cigarettes, booze, and sin when my friend’s super religious/conservative roommate walked in on me in the bathroom brushing my teeth. She’s never met me before. It was so much more awkward than it sounds.
Apparently I repeatedly asked what an...
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“Ooo, you make me happy. I’m in trouble now.”
– Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs
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“Music sounds better with you.”
– Stardust
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“Everyone out there will know that you are mine.”
– Kris Menace feat. Emil
"Scentsitive" would be a really fagtastic title...
If senses were people at a party, Sight would be the flashy socialite who is all charisma and no substance. Touch would be the dude who is smart enough to warn people if the house caught fire, but is only there scope out who he could take home that night. Hearing would be the twitchy girl who freaks out every time someone pops a balloon. Taste would be the finicky baby nursed by Smell, and...
WatchThe original intent of this video was to show you this mameshiba key chain I was excited about. I hesitated to post it because I thought the keychain was kind of weird. Later I’d come to realize that I thought it was okay to wear a lolita Japanese sailor girl outfit, and that that was way more weird than the key chain.
It’s time to come home. I’ve been here for too long.
