July 2011
92 posts
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Sprakin' teh Engrish now.
The English has gone clean out of me.
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June 2011
113 posts
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“The city is a stop, sign, the city is a stop, sign, the city is a stop.”
– Darwin Deez
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I brought you a smiangle because I like you.
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“good thing is i can sleep more….yeh zzzzz”
– Dad
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The vice principal said we must stop students from...
Probably because dancing leads to joy and everything good in life.
Clearly I’m working for the wrong institution.
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Unless I go on a touring binge, there's nothing...
My friends (two months from now): So what did you see in Korea?
Me: The bottom of a lot of glasses.
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Changing in front of the window.
The 11 year old boy in the apartment across from me just got the thrill of his young life.
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“I want to see you standing there in the troops. I want to see how you jump real...”
– WHO IS THIS? Can someone tell me?
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“The earth the earth the earth, is on fire.”
– Yacht
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You told me but I'm still not sure what this means...
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Rowling, you tease. Don’t even try to blame your servers.
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Past due to go back to Amurrka.
Me: Let us continue this back and fourth until we have built a wealth of literary burns.
Me three hours later: I SAID FOURTH.
Peetree: ENGRISH TLANSRATE PLOBREM!!
“I want to be in, your photos from last night.”
– The Twelves
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WatchHi guys. It’s the same me. Nothing new, except I secrete moth pheromones now.
Kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, species.
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I fail here as a human being. Cool.
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You know what they say.
Once you go black, you never go back.
Make your own joy.
Put money in all your winter coats.
Six months from now, future you will get a pleasant surprise from the past you.
“Let me do you like, uhh, uh uh uh, uh uh uh uh, uhhhhh. Uhh, uh, uh uh uh uh,...”
– Childish Gambino
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It's weird in a bad way.
Am I the only one who gets weirded out when someone on their dashboard posts something that is similar to something they were working on?
There are a lot of things I start writing or uploading, but they remain in the draft box as works in progress. Then there are a ton of completed posts that are sitting in the draft box, waiting to be posted on a dry internet day.
Perhaps it’s inevitable...
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Whenever I get down, I look at these.
And suddenly life doesn’t seem so bad.
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Nothing good comes from being up this late Pt....
6:16 AM: It’s not even late anymore. Dawn is creeping through the closed blinds and instead of sleeping, I’m blogging. I’m not even at home right now. This is Belle’s apartment and computer. I have a serious problem.
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“Let it seep, through your sockets and ear holes, into your precious, fracture...”
– Purity Ring
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WatchSiriusmo gave a solid performance, but in the end, dancey pants magee hijacked the show.
Belle pointed out that D.P.M. is probably also Zack Galifianakis, and she just might be right.
WatchI made a new friend today. This little guy was flying around in the subway train and he happened to land on my ankle as the train was pulling up to my transfer. I caught him, took him to the transfer with me, and set him free.
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Lo-fi. Horrorcore. Folk hop. Nu-wave. ...
Hows about we all shut up and listen?
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“Come with me, come with me, we’ll travel to infinity.”
– Klaxons
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There's no going back.
One time I had spaghetti that was spicy, and now regular spaghetti is like Pepsi. Spicy spaghetti is Coca Cola in this scenario.
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How I got a second degree burn right above my...
Yesterday I decided the apartment needed some cleaning. The desk was organized, tables were cleared, clothes were folded, the bathroom was scrubbed, and the floor, vacuumed. All that was left to do was the sink area. I cleaned and cleared the dishes, and after scrubbing the gas range and counter area, I got to the stainless steel sink.
My method of cleaning the sink involves scrubbing with...
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This blog is now officially legitimate. Hope you can read it. I mean, hp u cn rd t.
