May 2011
76 posts
May 31st
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Cabaret Mechanical Theater.
May 31st
May 31st
There is only one ingredient in the recipe for a...
Me: What percent alcohol is Patron?
Belle: Fuck you percent.
May 30th
“Never want to lay down for the count. When you’re out, you’re...”
– Caged Animals
May 30th
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May 27th
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“I need it—I need it. And I finally found it.”
– Roska feat. Anesha
May 27th
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May 26th
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Aww, love you too.
The following is a thank you Skype message my parents left for me upon receiving the mother’s day scarf among other things. “hello erika we pick your parcel up yesterday in usp. you are so thoughtful and fun. neil [nail] cutter and mom’s skarp [scarf], and eye cover so cute, and 3 sheets yeot ha ha . we like your letter. when we read your letter,we can feelit [feel]  how much...
May 26th
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May 25th
“Are you my family? Can I stay with you, a while?”
– Bat for Lashes
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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“It’s your turn.”
– Delegation
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May 22nd
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On the list of things to worry about, the end of...
Alyson: Mommy, the end of the world is this Saturday.
Aunt: Oh hon, you don't need to worry about that.
Alyson: But what if I can't have my birthday party on Sunday?
May 22nd
May 22nd
Memos sound profound when they fail to remind you...
The following were written on scraps of paper found in my backpack, memos on calendars, and post-it notes: 1.  Find places with the signature of a dead man.  3 pts. 2.  Russian TV is dubbed by one person with the volume turned down.  No stops for commercials. 3.  Classical world is bull. 4.  Don’t forget to purchase. 5.  Yeah, you eat that chicken leg. Unfortunately, this also makes...
May 20th
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May 19th
“I had the idea, that you were… Near.”
– Digitalism
May 18th
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May 17th
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Nothing good comes from being up this late Pt. IX.
3:36 AM: I’m blogging right now.
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
“I can’t wait.”
– Soldout
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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A real conversation I had with a friend.
aedison: Me: Have you seen Thor yet? Her: I hear you can see a boom mic in one of the shots. Kinda ruins the suspension of disbelief, right? Me: Yeah, you know what else does that? The race of space gods that travel to Earth on a magic rainbow.
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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“That is why I want, a, coin, operated boy.”
– The Dresden Dolls
May 12th
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May 12th
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I thought my one month old iPod broke with the...
My heart stopped for a bit until I realized it was the earphones that was the problem, not the iPod.  This happened last time, only except last time it was the other way around. Earphones are easy to replace.  iPods?  Not so much.  This post is boring but I had to tell someone how relieved I was. Celebration gif here PHEW! gif here
May 12th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 10th