April 2011
102 posts
“I got nothing to worry about.”
– Peter Bjorn and John
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
Moments that could not have happen anywhere else.
Having a co-teacher named Dragon Ball tell me, “Your shoes are cute because they look like wizard shoes” (verbatim). I’ve never felt so complimented in my life.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
“You’re not the only.”
– Animal Collective
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
Apr 28th
“Tell me the truth. Is it love, or just Paris?”
– Ladyhawke
Apr 27th
I should get on Facebook. That's what she said. ...
Me: Maybe this is mean, but it really bugs me when a person's natural talking voice always sounds like they're about to cry. Or the type of people who take every single goddamn opportunity to inject a "That's what she said" into the conversation. Who or what bothers you?
Mattieu: Hold on. I'm looking through my Facebook friends to see who I hate.
Apr 27th
“Ain’t no stoppin’ us now, we’re on the move.”
– Mcfadden & Whitehead
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
Apr 27th
“I’m sorry I couldn’t name the color of your eyes.”
– Toro y Moi
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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“S-I-S. I-U-D. Stay in school, ‘cause it’s the best.”
– Peaches
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
“You don’t have to be such an, asshole all the time. Haha, don’t be...”
– The Virgins
Apr 26th
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
“Don’t try, to fight. It’s right. It’s right.”
– Washed Out
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
“Your love is old, but even despite it all. Give me your hand. Let’s face...”
– Friendly Fires
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
“We shining. It’s blinding. I’m in love with these disco sirens.”
– Midfield General
Apr 25th
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Not leather suits.
In class we do dictation exercises where the students have an incomplete script that they have to fill out.  I read the script, and they fill in the occasional blank on their script.  After finishing the script, I go through each blank and write it on the board so they can double check their answers.  Yes.  It is so exciting.  So exciting that I can hardly keep my pants on. Anyway, one of the...
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
“Hot damn, oh here we go again like.”
– Thunderheist
Apr 25th
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WatchWatch
Can’t get enough.
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
“Give into the reigns of the great estates. Better lights pull you out of the...”
– Freelance Whales
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
“One, two, WOOP WOOP!”
– The Bloody Beetroots and Steve Aoki
Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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“Who took the bomp from the bompalompalomp? Who took the ram from the...”
– Le Tigre
Apr 22nd
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Things you don't want to find in the corner of the...
Doot doo do, just going to the sink to drop off some dishes. Wait… What’s that? Sneaky little bastard.  That was a nasty surprise. And I’m like, “NO creepy squatter guy, we aren’t cool!”  I tried spraying him with the faucet which to him, probably felt like getting sprayed with a fire hose, but he made a sturdy spider web to which he was clinging...
Apr 22nd
The process of working out.
Work:  Thinking, “Oh man, I’m going to exercise so hard when I get home.” On the way home:  Plan exercise schedule. Home:  Change into work out clothes.  Feel proud. Home:  Remember small chores that need doing around the house. Home:  Finish chores, feel like a responsible adult.  Sit at the desk. Desk:  Check email and tumblr. Desk:  Leg lift once to perch feet on the...
Apr 21st
“Will you take the wheel for a while? I’m suddenly real tired.”
– Cymbals Eat Guitars
Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
Apr 20th
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Depressing industrialization metaphor.
The school just mauled a blossoming cherry tree with an excavator to make way for a fake grass field. No more this: This: Or this:
Apr 20th
“I’ve been working on piece that speaks of sex and desperation. I’ve...”
– Yeah Yeah Yeah’s
Apr 20th
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It's one thing to go out on a school night when...
It’s another the same thing to go out on a school night when you’re a “”“”“”“”“”“”teacher.”“”“”“”“”“”“ The Radio Dept. tonight!
Apr 19th
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In addition to the Daft Punk post, I swear it will...
Omg I bet you anything.  Please don’t let that happen or just kill me now. Last post about this.  Promise.
Apr 18th
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Who else has a weird feeling that Daft Punk is...
I can’t tell if this is a valid suspicion or the very definition of paranoia. The point is, if it happens, I will destroy everything.
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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He missed the last Skype appointment, but it's...
Peetree: 10:30pm tonight (your time)? I have an awesome Harry Potter paper to tell you aboot. And, I'll fucking remember, or I'll put the Imperius Curse on myself and destroy the fucking space/time continuum.
Me: Okay fineeeeee.
Apr 18th
“Hey! We are elephants. We love giraffes.”
– Baths
Apr 17th