March 2011
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Hi! My name is
pig fucking, pile of misery, shadow of a sad excuse for a piece of shit copy machine.
And there are three of us.
Every day, at some point during the day, I have to deal with these three A-holes. If I logged the amount of time I wasted in the process, even the most distracted college student would think it was excessive. Considering the existence of the internet, that is saying a lot.
As...
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Honestly, it's like picking between getting my...
Parental units: Korea another year? How will you be marry?
Me: Yeah, if I can't get a job back home, what can I possibly do? I don't want to go home and professionally wear sweats all day. Last time I checked, an English literature degree is like a degree in waitressing. Plus, I don't want to get married.
Parental units: No. You have to marry.
Me: I don't want to get married. It's like, "Great! Instead of being unhappy alone, why don't I be miserable with someone else! AND have kids whose futures I could ruin!" No thanks.
Parental units: Still. You must be marry.
Me: You do realize my dreams and identity reach further than making sandwiches and having babies, right?
Parental units: Yes. You must be have to marriage.
“Don’t you lose control, look inside your soul. Mirrorssss. Mirrorssss.”
– Dam-Funk
“I told you how long we’ve got—all time in the world.”
– Metronomy
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Transformation.
The locals told me I could pass as a native. Some locals were shocked upon finding out I was American.
Time to bargain the shit out of this place.
“It’s alright.”
– The Beatles
Colonel.
How in the hell is “colonel” allowed to be pronounced “kernel?” It’s not even remotely close by a long shot at all by any means.
If the word “colonel” lived on earth, “koh low nell” would be its next door neighbor, and “koh lawn ell” would be its cousin that lived three blocks over. “Kaw lawl neh” would be the odd...
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HEY TUMBLR HOW ABOUT SOME CLEAR PHOTOS?
Why are all the pictures on my dashboard blurry? It should look like this at 3 A.M. on a Saturday night, not 8 A.M. at the office.
First you black them out, then, when I click to expand them, you show nothing.
Maybe it’s the browser or internet speed/connection. I don’t care what it is, it’s SO ANNOYING.
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tuftsmania:
ripped from an upcoming adidas ad...
“Free.”
– Cat Power
“If you want me, show some, courage.”
– The Whitest Boy Alive
“We’ve made our own decisions, and you’re not my friend.”
– Cat’s Eyes
It would work if reality had nothing to do with...
Me: Oops, sorry. Didn't mean to bump you. I was just swinging my arms.
Seulgi: Erika, are you trying to hold my hand?
Me: No. Maybe. But we just discovered a great come-on.
Seulgi: You're going to use that on guys?
Me: Yeah, and I'll use it to sweep them off their... Hands...
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DEEAAAAAAAD!!!
