April 2011
102 posts
“When the lights are cutting out, and I come down in your room, a daily...”
– Phoenix
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Dragon Ball.
My co-teacher’s name. For reals. It was destiny.
It’s a fairly short and simple story. It all starts with her last name. Her last name is Yeo, which is a last name that is no Kim, Park, or Lee. That is to say, it is a rather uncommon Korean last name. You see, Dragon Ball is spelled 여의주 (Yeo Ui Ju). You need all three characters to make up the name. Their last name...
March 2011
110 posts
“Everybody dance, oooOOOooo clap your hands, clap, your hands.”
– Chic
Toy Story 3. Spoiler Alert.
Yeah I’m really late on this one, but I recently got it off of a friend’s external hard drive.
First of all, crying. I was a little older than Andy when the movies first came out, but his childhood was still very much a part of my childhood. I grew up with Andy and identified with his ability to bond with his toys, make up elaborate (and often absurd) stories involving them, and...
“I’ll forgive and forget, before I’m paralyzed. Do I have to keep up...”
– The xx
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Video chatting: Internal.
Me: Oh no we passed the 30 second mark.
Them: Um.. Should I ask her about Korea and how classes are going?
Me: Yeah, so school sucks and life is boring. How’s yours?
Them: There’s way too much to talk about so… You not having a Facebook doesn’t help you or me.
Me: Tell me about that project/thesis you were working on.
Them: Over sweeping generalizations about said project/thesis.
Me: That sounds really awesome and I’m jealous that you still get to be around people who know what the hell you’re talking about.
Them: Yeah, it’s pretty chill.
Me: Um.. Let us look at this picture of a cute animal saying something humorous to divert ourselves from how mundane our lives are.
Them: Lolz that was a good diversion.
Me: Now let’s delve into the past because there is nothing exciting at present for either of us, and my future looks like a black hole of fail.
Them: Haha oh yeah that one time. This is really boring and awkward, but mostly boring. And awkward.
Me: THIS IS NOT WHAT BEING ABROAD IS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE.
Them: Are we even friends anymore? Who are you?
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Video chatting: External.
Me: :D
Them: :D
Me: :) He he.
Them: Yeah :D.
Me: Sooo :D.
Them: Yup :).
Me: Internet meme lolorz.
Them: Giggle giggle ahhhh goooood times. Ohh memories.
Me: Yeah, memories and the past and stuff :).
Them: Wanna see my kitteh :P?
Me: Yes :D!
Them: Kitteh!
Me: Yay it's a kitteh :D!
Them: :D!
“Oh, everybody’s starry eyed.”
– Ellie Goulding
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The logic of living alone.
Turning on the heater:
Logic - It costs a million dollars to pay for the gas used up to heat this apartment. Freeze or turn the heater on?
What happens - Leave the heater off and dress like an Eskimo in the icebox that is my own house.
Making new friends:
Logic - The cafeteria is a good place to meet people. Everyone will be there.
What happens - Stay in because everyone will be there. ...
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Hey everyone!
Annals.
LOL.
“Why don’t you, cry me a river, cry me a river. I cried a river, over you.”
– Julie London
“We’re looking for wives, so tired of sluts, coming to us through the clubs...”
– Death from Above 1979
Dad is a cool guy who get a go to sleep.
Me: Guess who I found today! *sends old picture*
Dad: Hahahahaha where did you found cool guy?
Me: In the yearbook archive. How are you?
Dad: Good. Well, so tire I get a go to sleep.
Me: Yeah okay dad. Good night!
“I think it works for me.”
– The Twelves
For my Kimberlove.
O hai I’m just adorable Bowie baybeeee.
“As above, so below.”
– Klaxons
Tumblr tango.
Why was that so hard!? Tumblr is having a serious freak out session right now. I wrote the last post and Tumblr lost it. Then I rewrote it, posted it, and it disappeared.
Then I go to my dashboard, and lo and behold, both are there. So I delete one, edit the other one, and both disappear again.
Refresh the browser, the one I deleted shows up on the dashboard. Go to my personal page, and...
Above the influence.
Drugs hold a sort of mysticism and fascination in the minds of everyone. Even if you’re not interested in trying them, it’s hard to claim you aren’t curious. Whether you’re a user or completely straight-edge, it’s difficult, maybe even impossible, to deny the interest and fascination that surrounds drugs and those who use them.
Recently, a friend of mine told me...
R.I.P. Elizabeth Taylor.
Mustn't.
This word looks fake.
“They only want you when you’re seventeen. When you’re twenty one,...”
– Ladytron
“Youth! Speed! Trouble! Cigarettes!”
– Cassius
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Dear Froot Ring,
Or hoo root teu reeng, as Koreans say. Whichever you prefer to be called.
When I saw you from across the market, I felt we had a lot in common. You caught my eye with your flashy colors and reminded me a lot of someone back home with whom I had a long-term on/off relationship. Loops (that’s his name) and I hung out less often after childhood, but it was always nice to bump into him in the...
“Only, someone who’s morally, superior could possibly, and honestly...”
– Kings of Convenience
WatchAmerican vending machines, you have big shoes to fill when I come back.
“I tell my feet to move it. I hope they have a plan.”
– Sia
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Life without iPod.
Birds: Chirp chirp chirpity chirp derp!
Cars: Woosh woooosh woosh woosh wooosh honk woosh woosh.
Wind: Wheeooooowowowooooooo.
Bus: Squeeeeal. Pfff.
Leaves: Rustlerustle.
Subway: Ffffwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh.
People: Click. Clack. Click. Clack. Psst psst kekeke.
Silence:
Death: You've been ignoring me lately. It's cool though. Now that iPod is gone, we can get so much closer.
Me: YOU'RE NOT JOURNEY WHY ARE ANY OF YOU EVEN TALKING.
“Gong. Gong. Gong. Gong.”
– Daft Punk
“We are fires in the night.”
– Band of Skulls
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It's supposed to be a figure of speech.
Me: How was your trip to Thailand?
Paul: It was okay. It was fun but not what we expected at all. We took the week long package tour, and the last day all we did was shop at souvenir shops. Oh! And they took us to tranny shows too.
Me: Oh really? How was that?
Paul: Weird. They did all these dances and sex acrobatics and stuff. For the last act, this guy-girl put his penis into his, or her... Its own vagina.
Me: So what you're saying is they literally fucked themselves?
