People, it's not that complicated.
If you want someone, go for them. It really is that simple.
Lately, I’m not sleeping, I’m not breathing, without machines.– Memoryhouse
Where else could you get away with a top like...
I’m buying a three day’s pass worth of shoes.
Is anyone else getting the pictures blacked out on their dashboard?
On average, it is as cold here as it is in Moscow,...
Buy open toe shoes anyway.
And everyday, all I think about is, “DO NOT FORGET TO MAKE A WISH THIS YEAR ON NOVEMBER 11TH AT 11:11:11 O’ CLOCK.”
They do wonderful things with fries and waffles.
It’s surprising how many of them are dark, twisted, and/or racist.
For my Belle.
Your aunt and her friend just took me out for lunch last week. Over sashimi, they discussed how we were such “yamjunhae” (or meek and docile) young ladies. They were like, “Of course Erika is. I mean, look at her parents; they’re so calm. That’s how they raised her. How could she not be?” Then your aunt chimed in, “Irene is the same way. When she...
Infinity guitar, AAhh, AAhh, AAHH, ARE!
Awesome song! Awesome song! Meh. Awesome song! SLEIGH BELLS! One of four things happen here: 1) High pitched buzzing sound for the next five hours. 2) Absolute silence. 3) Bleeding from the ears. 4) Heart attack.
Student: You look like Amanda Bynes from She's the Man!
Me: Thank you?
Fucking CHAMPION. Right here.
It crashed once before a few months ago, but my netbook is about to crash again. I backed it up and got it to start up normally, but it’s running super slow and malfunctioning. I’m mentally preparing myself for the withdrawals… :(