Good looks are basically all it takes to get...
As much as I resist and hate to bend and accommodate this type of thinking, I continue to find it to be true. The world is spinning on an axis, and that axis is sex. It was a lesson I learned in Korea because that’s where I started “adult life,” but surely it’s not exclusive to Asia. Sex appeal is universal, and people will bend over backwards for you and bring cake,...
La la la la laaa :D), MEMENTO MORI.
Mom: What are you doing?
Me: Well, I swam and read for a bit in the hammock.
Mom: Oh I see. Mmmmm how long did you swim?
Me: 30 minutes or so. Not very long.
Mom: I see..........................................................
Me: Did you call because you were bored?
Mom: Yes. And I wanted to make sure you were not dead, because, you know, you were swimming. You could have been dead.
Me: Yes.... Thanks mom.
Mom: I like my daughter. Enjoy your time!
Boyee is on a roll tah day!
Kevin: *Playing an imaginary trumpet with one hand*
Me: Asshole horn?
Kevin: Poo poo zela.
Ryan: When you go to the beach, there are a bunch of buff ones. I call them Abercrombies.
I suppose it’s only natural to do some kind of retrospective post about working/living in Korea, but to be honest, I don’t want to. I’ve written and rewritten small blurbs about it, but I can’t begin to hope to think to imagine dreaming of summing up an entire year in a post. Plus, writing about it brings it back to life in my mind. I’ve had plenty of good times and made a few crazy...