December 2011
68 posts
Dec 1st
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November 2011
35 posts
“It’s all just heavy feathers.”
– The Holidays
Nov 30th
Men can get it too.
Kevin: Did I tell you about the time I thought I had breast cancer?
Me: No. No you did not.
Nov 27th
TYBG.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
Nov 25th
This girl did not know the meaning of, "Let's...
This girl: Does margherita pizza have actual margarita in it?
Kevin: Do brown cows produce chocolate milk?
Nov 24th
Don't Fuck With My Money by Penguin Prison
blaaahg: A timely use of the Occupy protests in this video by filmaker Jake Sumner, making for a fantastic music video. The last time i felt like a video showed New York this well was in Ghostbusters before they went and fought Zoul, and i mean that in the most positive way possible. Good work Jake. Penguin Prison and this song is fun times, but for reals, don’t fuck with my money.
Nov 24th
3 notes
WatchWatch
Watching this on repeat and pretending like I didn’t miss them tonight.
Nov 23rd
Nov 22nd
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“Love thine enemy, but hate the lack of sincerity.”
– Cass McCombs
Nov 17th
Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
Nov 17th
WatchWatch
Aside from seeing the coast of California, this was the most exciting thing to happen on the plane ride.
Nov 16th
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“I got a note today from you, spelling out some humble truths, that if I took to the woods, maybe that’d do some good.”
Nov 16th
“Now surrounded, they saw me fall from here, but not hit the ground.”
– King Krule
Nov 14th
Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dòt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...
Nov 13th
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“I love the city but I hate my job, and the whole city loves me back.”
– Holy Ghost!
Nov 11th
13 notes
Nothing good comes from staying up this late Pt....
2:23 AM:  Fuck I’m so scared I’m going to miss 11/11/11 11:11:11.
Nov 11th
Nothing good comes from staying up this late Pt....
2:03 AM:  Grumbly stomach.  Already planning breakfast.
Nov 11th
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Nov 11th
“Love me like this.”
– Floating Points
Nov 11th
Nov 11th
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Nov 9th
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Get out of the tent Mufasa!
Me: The kids are planning a camping trip next month.
Mom: You have to be careful! You might run into the lion king!
Me: Do you mean A lion king?
Kevin: Do you mean just a regular lion?
Nov 9th
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2 tags
It's really sad you guys.
Every time I feel like going pants shopping, I think about the impending disappointment and consider jeggings.  When I consider jeggings, I want to kill myself.
Nov 8th
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Nov 7th
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It's so much more pronounced now that mom is out...
Dad: I can't nap.
Me: Is my music too loud?
Dad: No I just can't sleep.
Me: Why?
Dad: I'm so bore.
Me: ... Doesn't that mean it's easier to sleep?
Whiney voice dad: Noooooo I'm so bore :c!
Me: Okay what do you want me to do?
Dad: Make me laugh.
Me: *sigh* what time is it?
Dad in a mechanical voice: Beep beep beep. 1:27.
Me: What time did you suddenly become five years old?
Nov 7th
Puncakes.
Me: Kev wake up! I made puncakes for breakfast.
Kevin: Is that supposed to be punny?
Me: No. A-hole.
Nov 5th
“Greeting cards have all been sent. The Christmas rush is through.”
– The Carpenters
Nov 5th
Nov 3rd
Discovered jalapeño cilantro tortillas this week.
Life Breakfast burritos will never be the same again.
Nov 2nd
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Nov 2nd
10 notes
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A, E, G, D, E.
Nov 1st