I pulled a "mom" today.
Me: *Bursts into Kevin's room*
Kevin: *Wearing a towel*
Me: *Awkward moment silence*
Kevin: Sooo.... Jee tee eff oh?
A couple days ago, I went to visit a couple friends (Iren Soyee), and in Redlands, we saw your stereotypical homeless guy holding a sign that said something generic like “Anything helps, God bless.” He was standing across the street from one of these guys. Hmm…
On second thought, that might be exactly what he...
Revision: Glenn Beck should be used as a hammer to break the glass of The Overton Window. Actually, a regular window should suffice. Revised revision: Glenn Beck should be sprayed with jagged shards of glass. Then when he has another crying fit, he can state how how… He’s sorry. the broken glass makes him realize *voice cracking* that he just… Loves his country. And he...
I want to shove Glenn Beck out The Overton Window.
A while back, a good friend (named Peter) and I were on the phone, updating each other, and going off on random tangents, as we often do. He asked me if I had known about Glenn Beck’s novel, The Overton Window, not because he wanted to discuss it, but to call attention to the fact that it exists. I mean… Why is Glenn Beck allowed to publish anything? Anyway, Peter asked if I had...
Dear Erika, We did not explicitly request for you to have your background check done, but now we are doing so, vaguely. Today is Friday, and you’re leaving Monday night, and office hours for most business places are going to end in the next hour or so. Also, you need to provide a FD-258 fingerprint card that is almost exclusively available online, and for some strange reason, is...
Irene and Jaylene <3 eeeeeeee! On a scale from 1 to 10, you guys get an A+.
WHY CAN’T I REPLY TO YOUR REPLIES TO THESE POSTS!? AND WHY CAN’T I REPLY TO MY OWN POSTS? I want to be like those obnoxious people who like their own statuses on this strange website called “Facebook.”
This is a test.
See if you can reply.
Do guys become exponentially immature when they hang out in a group of just guys?
Nothing good comes from being up this late Pt. II.
4:23 AM: Holy crap, the biggest hangnail ever.
Nothing good comes from being up this late.
It’s 4:14 AM, and I’m frikkin hungry.
Please do not disturb.
My mom has this weird thing where because I’m her daughter, there are absolutely no boundaries. Often she will open my packages and letters, ask shamelessly prying questions, or barge into my room whenever she damn well feels like it. The last thing on that list has been the biggest issue, lately. There have been many times when I tried explaining the concept of knocking before entering,...
Not sure how I feel about this.
Me: Ok fine! If you don't want to hop into Blockbuster, then YOU drive, and I'll go in.
Kevin: K I'll drive.
Me: *Waits in the driveway*
Kevin: *Backs up the car and opens the passenger side window* How much do you charge?
Is it bad?
Today I found out that my visa may be available as early as the end of this week, and as the Korea trip quickly approaches, I feel a growing sense of apprehension. Instead of feeling excited about the potential adventures I am going to have, I feel a premature sense of left-out-of-the-loopedness. Is it bad to think about the following year in terms of everything that I’m going to miss...
If you're an Apple fan, I'll still love you. ... →
Too Formal, too casual.
Today is a hot, lazy, and gross; a typical Bakersfield summer day. When you wake up in this weather, you simply don’t want to do anything. But, you have to push through it and find things to do, or else you feel more gross. You feel lazy and stagnant. MMmmMmmMm! I was bored, so I decided to rummage through the clothes in my closet (the stuff I hadn’t packed yet… Most of my...
After wasting too much time on www.memegenerator.com, I internet wandered to youtube, where I found these guys: Picnicface. Go to youtube and look them up, or go to their website at www.picnicface.com. It seems that these are the same people that made the Powerthirst videos, but I’m not positive about that. Anyhow, their videos are silly and are worth checking out. This is a list of...
I was Skype chatting with a couple buddies when my...
Kevin: Why do they call them boat shoes?
Me: *five minute silence, with the only audible response being the sound of my typing*
Kevin: You may be the only girl in the world who can't multitask.
Hi erika im practicing text im exiting you are aready graduate college i am so...– Mom texting for the first time. My favorite part is the “Hi erika im practicing text im exiting you are aready graduate college i am so proud of you i love you see you soon” part. Btw, if my parents knew this was going on, they’d probably be mortified. #worstkidever...
Teabags. They're silly.
A few friends and I went to Starbucks a couple nights ago, and we all ended up getting tea. One of my friends and I got China green tips tea, and another friend got chamomile. Upon getting the tea, we let it seep for about three minutes while having conversation. My friends took their teabags out to keep their tea from getting too strong, and I sat there admiring the Tazo teabags. Tazo tea is...
Hey erika you have july duty on mail today. Call me.– My dad, unable to transcend Engrish when texting to alert me of jury duty summons.
Erika: Harry Potter is totally a retelling of the salvation story.
Me: It totally is! There are so many parallels.
Erika: like how is hp not jesus
Erika: just sayin
Erika: how is voldemort NOT satan!?
Me: yeah and Dumbledore is GOD
Me: except he dies
Erika: and he's homo
Me: I think skype saves these conversations right?
Me: I hope so.