December 2010
41 posts
Dec 31st
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Tron.
You know that part in the movie when they explained all the characters’ histories and what connected them to each other and how everything happened the way it did and what this cyber reality was and why it was so crucial to the real world?  I wanted to hear all of it. But no.  The audio got all wonky at that part and for five minutes or so, I was left to my own devices to make up what...
Dec 31st
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Weather is such an asshole.
Me: Yeah, I'm just meeting up with a friend tonight. Think we're going to grab a bite to eat, watch a movie, and see what else there is to do after that. What about you?
Weather: I'm just going to make it -15 degrees Celsius tonight, but it will feel like -18 or colder because of factors like dewpoint, wind, and humidity. Oh, and have fun walking on the icy pavement.
Me: Out of curiousity, does being an asshole ever get old for you?
Weather: Nahh. Just wait until summer. I'm going to make it so humid that you'll have to swim to work.
Dec 30th
Dec 29th
There is never enough time except for when there...
Dec 29th
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“Erika, I’m adding elephants to this!”
– Mom while making dinner.  I guessed she meant eggplants.  I was right.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Autostereograms.
I keep seeing these in EVERYTHING today. In things that are not actual autostereograms. Like in the stickers that came with this calendar: Can you see it too?
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
Tumblr glitch.
That was weird.  I like those shoes, but not enough to do three posts back to back.
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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WatchWatch
The fuck is this? A) Ghost B) Mini invisible tornado C) Black magic D) Place where gravity and/or magnetism is screwy E) Sign that I should GTFO Probably answer “E.” Edit: My friend proposed that, “It’s Hermione dancing at the Yule Ball.”  Suddenly this doesn’t seem so menacing.
Dec 27th
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A digga... A digga... A digga digga...
A diggity…  Diggity diggity DIGGITY DIGGTY A-DAHLEEETED!
Dec 27th
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Dec 25th
Dec 23rd
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“All the men of faith and men of science had their questions. Could it ever be...”
– Local Natives
Dec 22nd
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Post-coital tristesse.
Watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 has simulated that experience for me.  Once the finale comes around, I’ll have post-coital suicidium.
Dec 21st
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No, not tonight. There are more pressing matters...
Dec 21st
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I sent myself an email titled: earth is PISSED.
There was nothing written in the body of the email.  I still have no idea what I was on about.
Dec 21st
Dec 20th
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Dear friends,
Did I ever tell you that I miss you?  I did? Well here it is again.
Dec 20th
Dec 19th
Dec 18th
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Canadians.
You guys seem pretty cool.  Let’s be friends.
Dec 17th
Dec 16th
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“Yeah I’m afraid of sharks, but not the dark.”
– CocoRosie
Dec 16th
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3 heaping teaspoons.
That’s all the instant coffee I need for a strong cup hit of caffeine.  Currently, I am drinking 8 heaping teaspoons.  I would not recommend this. The school usually has small teaspoons you can use to mix your coffee, hot chocolate, or powdered tea.  Unfortunately on this particular morning, they were all used up, so I got my small container of instant coffee and poured it directly into my...
Dec 15th
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timblr.: Bros Want to Fight Me →
timwilkinson: For the 2nd time in about 6 weeks I’ve had some guy try to fight me for whatever bro-motivated reason he might have. I went out to Lucky Bar with some pallies and went to get some pizza afterwords. While waiting for a cab, a bro, whilst walking past me, comments: “Hey look, its Harry Potter (lol)!” Obviously he had spent his entire evening crafting up this delectable gem...
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dear Movie Spies
atsween: When installing a covert listening device, why do you always use one with a BLINKING RED LIGHT? DON’T ACT LIKE YOU CAN’T SEE IT. IT’S RIGHT THERE. BLINKING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT “COVERT” MEANS? IF NOT, I CAN LOOK IT UP FOR YOU. I HAVE A DICTIONARY RIGHT HERE. DON’T BE EMBARRASSED. I HAVE TO LOOK UP LOTS OF WORDS. Right??
Dec 13th
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Three and a half months in,
And I’m just starting to take the orientation course for this job. This was not unlike the time when they asked me to fill out the application form for the interview a month after hiring me.
Dec 11th
Dec 10th
Don't worry we'll just blow up the dungeon with...
Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Time may heal all wounds,
But sometimes life isn’t long enough to recover. And that’s why, you have to buckle up and stop being a pussy.
Dec 8th
The Data Liberation Front.
Awesome band name.  Too bad it’s the name of Google’s latest doohickey :/.
Dec 3rd
School loans.
Kevin: We got a bunch of stuff for your school loan in the mail today. I scanned them and sent them to you. Read these.
Me: Y I has to b adult? -Hate. I feel it.
Kevin: Hold on. That's not all. Here are pages 1-12.
Me: LOL srsly? -Fck this I'm going to Neverland.
Dec 3rd
Dec 2nd