December 2010
41 posts
November 2010
34 posts
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For reals pasta tastes so much better than...
Hey remember that one time when you made extra pasta over the weekend so you could take it to school to for lunch?
Remember that other time when you FORGOT THE PASTA EVERY SINGLE MONDAY?
“I hope this song starts a craze. The kind of song that ignites the airwaves. ...”
– Brand New
It will take you to a frightening and confusing...
Me: Kevin you HAVE to go to this website it's so funny: www.hyperholeandahalf.com
Kevin: Hyperhole?
Me: WAIT DON'T CLICK THAT.
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Dear J to the izzo, LEEN to the izzay,
Ahhhhh ya ya yaaaah, ya ya yaaah, yaaah, ya yah. Ohohohoooo! Oh ya yaaah, ya ya yaaah, yaaah, ya yah. Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeh ye-ye-yeh ye-ye-yeh, oh hohohoh. Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeh ye-ye-yeh ye-ye-yeh, oh hohohooooooooooo! -aaaaoooooh, aaaooo hooo haha Nah-nah-nah-nah-nuh-nuh, nah nuh-nuh, nah nuh-nuh, nahnuh-nuh, nuh-nah. Nah-nah-nah-nun, nun-ah-nah, nun-ah-nah, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!...
dear n korea
mrjhdillinger:
just stop it. stop it.
P.S. You’re not cool and nobody likes you and you have a funny looking dic……. tator. I could go on, but that would seem excessive.
P.P.S. There’s a lot more where that came from, so choose wisely or expect another merciless onslaught of taunting.
Nothing can contain me!
Within the past week, three of my bras have become discombobulated in some way, shape, or form. Either the back clasp refuses to stay shut, the underwire comes out and pokes me repeatedly in the chest, or the middle strap holding my little A cups together decides it’s a lazy asshole and doesn’t want to do the job anymore.
Are my boobs trying to break free from the prison that is a...
Females.
Do girls become exponentially vicious when they hang out in a group of just girls?
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What does this MEAN!?
A few weeks ago I had this bizarro dream and wrote a post about it, but left it sitting in the “Drafts” section. After some time passed, I got self-conscious about how bizarro this dream was and hesitated to post it. Here is an accurate graphical representation to explain that hesitation:
Also, a bar chart:
But I decided to post it anyway. This dream involved:
- Shopping at a...
It's correct, pretty much.
“Remember to tell them you went to Llama, Peru before.”
-Dad
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Of all the countries to be in,
Austria 17 November 2010
Belgium17 November 2010
Egypt 17 November 2010
Finland 17 November 2010
Germany 17 November 2010
Netherlands 17 November 2010
Sweden 17 November 2010
Turkey 17 November 2010
Argentina 18 November 2010
Australia 18 November 2010
Colombia 18 November 2010
Croatia 18 November 2010
Czech Republic 18 November 2010
Denmark 18 November 2010
Greece 18 November 2010
Indonesia 18...
Irene, this post is yours!
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“If you don’t dress up, it means you’re not a virgin!”
– Mom
Making huge strides with these students.
Me: Ok, so you guys asked me to bring in pop songs for you to learn, and the teachers said they were fine with it, so I brought "Find Your Love" by Drake. Have you guys heard of Drake?
Class: ...
Me: Well, it's a really easy song to learn. The lyrics are clean and simple, there's a lot of repetition, and it's not too fast, so let's start.
Drake: I'm more than just an option. Hey, hey, hey.
Class: .................................................. Hey, hey, hey.
Drake: Refuse to be forgotten. Hey, hey, hey.
Class: ........................................ Hey, hey, hey.
Me: So we've established that you all know how to say, "Hey."
Unintentional guilt trip.
Me: Dad! Just caaaalm down. I haven't been on Skype the past couple days because the person I was stealing wifi from figured it out and put a password on it. But anyway, it's not a big deal! I talked to you like 3 days ago!
Dad: I know, I just wanted to hear your voice so badly.
Compliment?
Student: You look like a bee buh!
Me: Bieber? Like Justin Bieber???
Student: No no, bee buh! BEE buh!
Me: OH a BEAVER!
Student: Yes!
Me: Yes... Thank you?
No internetz? Y I'm alive?
This update is being written from my work computer because the person I was stealing wifi from got wise and password protected their wireless. This means I has no teh internet back at the apartment.
I couldn’t feel more isolated unless I was trapped in a cave that was set in another country that was put on another planet which was sent to a different time period and then forced into an...
